Gin And It – Download UK


Gin And It is the story of Rachel and Frankie, who move to a rural English village, remote, middle class and conservative. They expect to be shunned, but find they are very popular indeed.

A series of bizarre events raise questions, like what the post mistress and the goat keeping vicar having going on, why the village is so proud of its two prostitutes (one for incomers, one for locals), how come the previous owner keeps his cock in the pantry – and what on earth is this “Club” that everyone talks about?

It’s a mystery and a love story, laced with humour and sex, a fruity funny combination that’s been described as 9 and 1/2 weeks meets The Vicar of Dibley, full of colourful characters and quirky British humour.

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“Gin & It” is a comedy novel set in middle class rural England. A story of love, mystery, sex and sellotape.

“It’s” the story of Rachel and Frankie who move to a remote village expecting to be the subject of local gossip and prepared for the possibility of being shunned, but who find their shock value pales into insignificance when the underbelly of village life is revealed.

“It’s” about the questions that abound for Rachel and Frankie as they try to settle in to their seemingly idyllic new home. What do the goat keeping vicar and the postmistress do in the field opposite every morning? Why does one of their neighbours keep flipping the finger at them in the street? How come the church is permanently closed? What’s behind the village’s pride in its two prostitutes (one for locals, one for incomers)? Why did the previous house owner keep his cock in the pantry? What’s with all the CCTV cameras? And what is this mysterious “Club” everyone refers to?

“It’s” about how the intrigue builds as Rachel is determined to uncover the truth, but gets caught in a web of sex, lies and post office sellotape that tests her relationship and tears at the net curtain fabric of village life.

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